Eagles Jason Kelce trys to snap the ball up his own backside!

If Jason Kelce wasn't wearing any pants he could have carried the ball in his colon all the way into the end zone.  Michael Vick is used to this kind of play from his time on the Federal Penal Football team.

Jerome Harrison/Ronnie Brown Deal Voided because Harrison has a Brain Tumor!

Ronnie Brown was sent back to the Eagles yesterday because Jerome Harrison's physical and MRI revealed a tumor. If he wasn't traded on Tuesday, this tumor may never have been found. Us at Beer Mug Sports hope everything works out for Jerome and he has a full recovery! In the meantime, Ronnie is stuck on the dream team for 2011.

*We originally posted a pic of an MRI photo but cant validate it's authenticity at this time, so we removed it.. 

LeSean McCoy Punches Andy Reid

Andy Reid gets no respect! After making a first down run in Sunday's win over the Redskins, the Eagles LeSean McCoy celebrates by punching his head coach Andy Reid right in his FAT GUT! Good thing Andy was able to hold down the SIX cheesesteaks that he ate at halftime. That would have been a messy sideline clean up.

The Live and Jive Five - Week 5

The Jive Five

28.   Cardinals – 4 losses in a row has the state of Arizona looking to deport Kevin Kolb to Mexico.

29.   Dolphins – The only thing that kept this team from falling lower is that they had a bye.  Will be 0-5, at NY Jets next week.

30.   Eagles – Holy Moly! Talk about a bad situation.  This team made my Jive Five 2 weeks ago as a joke, but they have lived up to their ranking.  Vick may go back to holding dog fights to get away from this losing team.

31.   Rams – Had a Bye this week, may be the only week they don’t get a loss.  It’s not looking too promising for the 32^nd ranked offense verses the #1 ranked Packers next week.

32    Colts – The above picture explains how Colt fans feel when they wake up every day.

The Live Five

1.      Packers – Big second half by the Pack - if the defense figures it out, it’s over!

2.      Lions – First 5-0 start since 1956, imagine the NFL was still locked out – we would all still think that the Lions suck.

3.      Ravens – Bye week for these guys..  Resting up to put the hammer down on the quick dropping Texans.

4.      Patriots – Not sure if they have a defense, but the offense seems like it can play both sides of the ball if needed.

5.      Saints – Almost took it deep from the Camthers, but they came back like an oral herpes outbreak on Bourbon Street during Marti Gras. 

The Eagles are 1-4 - Philly Fans Want Vick Arrested!

This picture is the only thing to get excited about in Philly after a 1-4 start to their dream season. Terrible defense, sloppy offense - The Eagles look more like a drunk Philly girl in the Old City looking to fight a man, then suck him off, than a pro football team.

In NYC, the Occupation Wall Street protest is in full effect, I hear there is currently a movement in Philly to have an Arrest Mike Vick protest because he threw 4 picks this past Sunday. Vick is on the phone with his probation officer as I write this.

Vick Offically Calls an End to the "Dream Team"

"After being around the guys, today, I think everybody's just ready to let it all hang out," Vick said on the Eagles team website, "The dream team thing is over. Now we just have to forget about everything that's happened and take it one game at a time. That's what I've sensed in the locker room. I sense change. Nobody's happy about this."

Vick broke out his dog fighting genius on this one!  The self-anointed dream team is in my bottom five.  In fact, I have now nicknamed them the C*ck Cream team.  Go Phillies!  Suck a Vick.

The Jive and Live Five – Week 4

The Jive Five

28.   Dolphins – Tony Sparano is officially on the chopping block, tough go in the AFC east for the Phins.

29.   Eagles – The 1-3 dream team is playing like a peewee squad.  WTF was Ronnie Brown thinking?

30.   Colts – It’s amazing how much one person can mean to a team.   The Colts suck without Peyton Manning.

31.   Rams – This team has zero offensive threats, it’s going to be a tough year for young Sam Bradford.

32    Vikings – Thought this picture would cheer you Viking fans up.  It was much better than my second choice, which involved Brett Farve, Donovan McNabb, a donkey, a case of Ensure and seat less chaps.

The Live Five

1.       Packers – Aaron Rodgers is your first quarter MVP.

2.       Saints – They are dancing in the urine scented streets of the French Quarter.

3.       Lions – It only took 50 years, but Detroit has finally built a contender.

4.       Ravens – Dismantled the Jets on Sunday night, they made Mark Sanchez look like Matt Leinart.

5.       Texans – Its going to be tough if they are missing big Andre the next few weeks, but the Texans are looking sharp thus far.

Twitter Beef in Philly

Philadelphia sports radio personality and WCAU-TV contributor Howard Eskin reported that two Philadelphia Eagle reporters came to blows over a Twitter Beef! Jeff McLane of the Philadelphia Inquirer called Les Bowen of the Philadelphia Daily News an "old hack that hasn't broken a story in years."

Below is a look at the Twitter BEEF:

"@LesBowen: Oh, and BTW, nobody has any idea on Tuesday whether Michael Vick is starting this week. It was Obvious Monday Andy thinks/hopes he will."

"@Jeff_McLane: @LesBowen Right. I made it up. How about if Vick starts Sunday you have to say on Daily News Live, "I'm an old hack that hasn't broken a story in years, needs my editor to keep my blog fresh, and missed Vick on Monday because I was cluelessly tapping away on my computer and had to steal quotes from hard-working reporters who have a clue." If Vick doesn't start I'll eat my pencil. Sound good?

"@LesBowen: @MoorestownCup I will handle my business in person, not thru yapping on Twitter. But thanks for your concern."
Bowen at least had the balls to back up his talk and allegedly threw a haymaker to McLane’s head that connected!!! No word on if Bowen trains at Rocky Balboa's gym.

Here is the BEST part, during Michael Vick's media session Eagles cornerback Asante Samuel tried to schedule a rematch of the fight in the locker room or at practice. During Samuel's interview his teammates were shouting in the background to try to get the fight started.

Maybe Andy Reid staged the whole thing to divert attention away from the Eagles and how much they suck?

Bowen has covered the Eagles for the Daily News since 2002 and McLane started covering the Eagles for The Inquirer in 2009.

Michael Vick blames the referees for broken hand

Do you think Michael Vick went into the locker room to get an x-ray, or was he going to change his tampon during yesterday’s loss to the Giants? “I’m on the ground everytime”. Michael, this is the National Football League, all quarterbacks get hit. There is an opening in B.J. the Greek’s flag football league if he does not like playing tackle football.
“No flag, broke my hand”
“Still didn’t get a flag”
“That’s the story the last three weeks”
“Not to blame the refs”
Um, you did blame the refs!!! And even if the referee threw the flag your hand would still be broken.
But on the positive side, I like his use of the word “dissertation” in the video clip. Do you think he learned that at VA Tech or in prison?

Michael Vick Breaks his Hand

Maybe it only seems like Ron Mexico has accumulated more injuries than a Mexican Drug Cartel over years, but either way his ownership for fantasy owners is a tough go.

Vick broke his right (non-throwing) hand yesterday in the Eagles crushing 29-16 loss to the Giants. It’s the second week in the row that Vick has had to leave a game because of injury; last week he suffered a concussion in the loss against the Falcons.

With his reckless style of play, he is and always will be susceptible to injury. So in my eyes, the Gals awarding a player like Vick a $100 million contract was very dangerous proposition, which will most likely backfire on them. When he is on the field he can change the game in one play, the problem is keeping him on the field to do so.

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It has become apparent that the Eagles are exciting just about everything this year!

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