Showing posts with label Dream Team. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dream Team. Show all posts

Monday, October 10, 2011

The Eagles are 1-4 - Philly Fans Want Vick Arrested!


This picture is the only thing to get excited about in Philly after a 1-4 start to their dream season. Terrible defense, sloppy offense - The Eagles look more like a drunk Philly girl in the Old City looking to fight a man, then suck him off, than a pro football team.

In NYC, the Occupation Wall Street protest is in full effect, I hear there is currently a movement in Philly to have an Arrest Mike Vick protest because he threw 4 picks this past Sunday. Vick is on the phone with his probation officer as I write this.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Vick Offically Calls an End to the "Dream Team"


"After being around the guys, today, I think everybody's just ready to let it all hang out," Vick said on the Eagles team website, "The dream team thing is over. Now we just have to forget about everything that's happened and take it one game at a time. That's what I've sensed in the locker room. I sense change. Nobody's happy about this."

Vick broke out his dog fighting genius on this one!  The self-anointed dream team is in my bottom five.  In fact, I have now nicknamed them the C*ck Cream team.  Go Phillies!  Suck a Vick.