After a 62-7 beat down by the Saints, we could only find one guy who still thought the Colts actually had a defense and that they were the #1 team! Like you, we are questioning his mental capacity.
Saints quarterback Drew Brees completed 31 of 35 passes in the victory and had 325 yards and 5 touchdowns! Perfection is his middle name, actually its Christopher – but who really cares.
For you Colt Fans, it cannot get worse than a 55 point loss and a 0-7 start, but here are a few things to look forward to in the next 10 months.
1. Getting Peyton Manning back – This guy seems to be worth 10-12 wins all by himself, he is the most valuable player in a team sport since Eddie Gaedel.
2. Drafting Andrew Luck – Having him learn under Peyton Manning would be like a modern day Plato being taught by Socrates' equivalent.
3. Getting a Win – Colt fans have been spoiled with 10 plus win seasons for many years. Sucks to be 0-7, but when you get that first win after this losing streak it is going to be like a crack heads first hit of crack after withdrawal. Sit back and enjoy it!
4. Drunk/Depressed Female Fans – Always looking for a warm shoulder to cry on.
5. Training Camp – Since 2011 is a no-show, start planning for 2012 – Peyton’s comeback year!
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