Monday, October 10, 2011

Brady Quinn Leaves Denver to Take Care of his Gymnast Girlfriend!


With Tim Tebow getting all of the attention in Denver, former golden boy Brady Quinn (Denver's 3rd string QB) has decided to fly to be by his girlfriend Alicia Sacramone's side as she prepares for surgery on her torn Achilles tendon. "Football, Schmootball", he told the local press as he boarded a plane to be with Alicia, who is capable of doing 240 degree splits.  Insane.

As the fans have been chanting, "We want Tebow, We want Tebow." Quinn has been daydreaming about pommel horse pummels inside of the above sauna.  He has been repeatedly showing her his uneven bar techniques in preparation for the upcoming 2012 London Olympics.

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