The Lions "Tebow" to Celebrate Sack!

Talk about getting dirt smushed in your face - Lions Linebacker Stephen Tulloch celebrates a sack in the Lions 45-10 drubbing of the Broncos by doing Tebow's own celebration move "the tebow."   This one had to hurt the ego a bit!

Guru - Week 8 Picks

#24 has a raging boner!

The Guru has gone 2-1 two weeks in a row, after a real slow start.  Bringing the season total is now at 8-10.  

Week 8 picks:

Cowboys +3.5 at the Eagles – The Cowboys have a change to put the DREAMgles away for the 2011 season and I think they come out hard on Sunday night. 

Lions -3 at the Broncos – Matt Stafford is a go for Sunday, so the Lions will be at full strength in Denver.  I know I shouldn’t bet against the lord himself, but for some reason I don’t expect divine intervention to kick in this week like it did last week. The Lions are an all around better team and they should beat the Broncos.

Colts +9 at the Titans - The Titans aren’t this impressive.  I actually think the huge money line bet on the Colts is worth a few bucks.  They are trying to get out of my Jive Five.

Jerome Harrison/Ronnie Brown Deal Voided because Harrison has a Brain Tumor!

Ronnie Brown was sent back to the Eagles yesterday because Jerome Harrison's physical and MRI revealed a tumor. If he wasn't traded on Tuesday, this tumor may never have been found. Us at Beer Mug Sports hope everything works out for Jerome and he has a full recovery! In the meantime, Ronnie is stuck on the dream team for 2011.

*We originally posted a pic of an MRI photo but cant validate it's authenticity at this time, so we removed it.. 

Jim Schwartz and Jim Harbaugh - Hard Asses

There was a scuffle at the end of the 49ers 25-19 victory over the Lions yesterday.  Jim Schwartz took offense to the end of game greeting by Jim Harbaugh and went balistic causing the friction to escalate.  If you read Schwartz's lips, it looks like he's saying "What the F*ck?," before he charges back at the 49er Head Coach. According the the post game interviews, Schwartz felt like Harbaugh was being disrespectful and mentioned that a profanity may have been said during the encounter. 

During Harbaugh's post game press conference, he took full blame for the disagreement as he said, "I was just really revved up, and it's totally on me," Harbaugh went on, "I shook his hand too hard. I mean, I really went in and it was a strong kind of a slap, grab handshake. It was kind of like the same as I've been doing with (some 49ers players). So, that was on me." I sense a bit of sarcasim in that statement. 

Booty Lounge Impounded!

Our favorite pre-game moving go-go lounge was impounded on Monday evening near Ford Field before the start of the Lions Monday Night Football game against the Bears. Ultimately, the Lounge was cited for not having a state safety inspection (no duh!) and because the driver didn't have a commercial license (He only had a Hunting License).

The Police felt like they had to act because every low life within 100 miles was traveling out on their motor scooter to patronize the lounge.  They are still unsure where these folk found the $10 to enter, but the state recycling bureau has reported a spike in 10 cent can and bottle returns over the past 5 weeks.

Drunk Chicks Fighting at a Lions Game!

Stripper buses in the parking lot! Drunk chicks fighting in the stands!
The Detroit Lions really are the feel good story of the 2011 NFL season.
I'd personally like to invite the two ladies in the video over to watch the Lions game this week with B.J. the Greek. I've been looking for classy chicks like you two all my life!

The Real Reason the Detroit Lions are "Winning" - The Booty Lounge!

Somebody in Detroit has purchased a black and red party bus, filled it with two stages, steel poles, tinted windows, a smoke machine, and naked girls, then parked it in front of popular Lions tailgating spots on Sundays and is asking a donation for entry. That someone is a genius!

Unfortunately, the Detroit Police Department Robocop Division doesn't think so and aren't taking kindly to this "illegal" activity. Come On! I think this bus is the reason the Lions are on this winning streak, let the bus exist!

The Live Five - Week 2

1. Packers 2-0 - The undefeated Super Bowl Champs are on top of the rest, nuff said.
2. Pats 2-0 - Offense looks like they are playing college defenses. Like Ocho said, "It's video game sh*t."
3. Jets 2-0 - Defense looks to be the class of the league, not much new there.
4. Lions 2-0 - Handed out all around thumpings the first two weeks (see earlier post).
5. Texans 2-0 - Not 100% sold, but this team may have turned a corner in 2011 - Defense ranked #1.

The Detriot Lions look like a Juggernaut

This team has only won their division 3 times in history and Prince was still partying the last time the Lions made the playoffs, in 1999.

Now its 2011 and The Lions rolled to a 2-0 start, with a point differential of plus 52 points. (75 for, 33 against).

The defense is big and quick, led by last years first round pick Ndamu(King)kong Suh, pictured above ripping Jake Delhommes head off.

Plus the Lions offense has been stellar.  Matt Stafford has the 4th best QB rating in the NFL thus far, and with the weapons around him it is apparent he will have more to show us in the coming weeks.

Will be fun to see how far this young, talented team goes in 2011.