You've heard of planking and all the deaths related to the jackass's doing it on a railing 7 stories up? Not only is planking SOOOOOOO two months ago... it's also detrimental to your health. Get with the program and start Tebowing!
Surgeon General recommends you "Tebow" at least 3 times a day for men 18 and older. I actually have to get my afternoon Tebowing in now before lunch. Check it out! http://tebowing.com/
The next verb I envision coming from Tebow land is Tebowning: When one aims to bag the girls that Tebow leaves behind because he is still a virgin.
We know she is going home alone! |
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