Showing posts with label Michael Vick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Vick. Show all posts

Monday, October 10, 2011

The Eagles are 1-4 - Philly Fans Want Vick Arrested!


This picture is the only thing to get excited about in Philly after a 1-4 start to their dream season. Terrible defense, sloppy offense - The Eagles look more like a drunk Philly girl in the Old City looking to fight a man, then suck him off, than a pro football team.

In NYC, the Occupation Wall Street protest is in full effect, I hear there is currently a movement in Philly to have an Arrest Mike Vick protest because he threw 4 picks this past Sunday. Vick is on the phone with his probation officer as I write this.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Vick Offically Calls an End to the "Dream Team"


"After being around the guys, today, I think everybody's just ready to let it all hang out," Vick said on the Eagles team website, "The dream team thing is over. Now we just have to forget about everything that's happened and take it one game at a time. That's what I've sensed in the locker room. I sense change. Nobody's happy about this."

Vick broke out his dog fighting genius on this one!  The self-anointed dream team is in my bottom five.  In fact, I have now nicknamed them the C*ck Cream team.  Go Phillies!  Suck a Vick.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Michael Vick blames the referees for broken hand

Do you think Michael Vick went into the locker room to get an x-ray, or was he going to change his tampon during yesterday’s loss to the Giants? “I’m on the ground everytime”. Michael, this is the National Football League, all quarterbacks get hit. There is an opening in B.J. the Greek’s flag football league if he does not like playing tackle football.
“No flag, broke my hand”
“Still didn’t get a flag”
“That’s the story the last three weeks”
“Not to blame the refs”
Um, you did blame the refs!!! And even if the referee threw the flag your hand would still be broken.
But on the positive side, I like his use of the word “dissertation” in the video clip. Do you think he learned that at VA Tech or in prison?

Michael Vick Breaks his Hand


Maybe it only seems like Ron Mexico has accumulated more injuries than a Mexican Drug Cartel over years, but either way his ownership for fantasy owners is a tough go.

Vick broke his right (non-throwing) hand yesterday in the Eagles crushing 29-16 loss to the Giants. It’s the second week in the row that Vick has had to leave a game because of injury; last week he suffered a concussion in the loss against the Falcons.

With his reckless style of play, he is and always will be susceptible to injury. So in my eyes, the Gals awarding a player like Vick a $100 million contract was very dangerous proposition, which will most likely backfire on them. When he is on the field he can change the game in one play, the problem is keeping him on the field to do so.