Booty Lounge Impounded!

Our favorite pre-game moving go-go lounge was impounded on Monday evening near Ford Field before the start of the Lions Monday Night Football game against the Bears. Ultimately, the Lounge was cited for not having a state safety inspection (no duh!) and because the driver didn't have a commercial license (He only had a Hunting License).

The Police felt like they had to act because every low life within 100 miles was traveling out on their motor scooter to patronize the lounge.  They are still unsure where these folk found the $10 to enter, but the state recycling bureau has reported a spike in 10 cent can and bottle returns over the past 5 weeks.

The Real Reason the Detroit Lions are "Winning" - The Booty Lounge!

Somebody in Detroit has purchased a black and red party bus, filled it with two stages, steel poles, tinted windows, a smoke machine, and naked girls, then parked it in front of popular Lions tailgating spots on Sundays and is asking a donation for entry. That someone is a genius!

Unfortunately, the Detroit Police Department Robocop Division doesn't think so and aren't taking kindly to this "illegal" activity. Come On! I think this bus is the reason the Lions are on this winning streak, let the bus exist!