The Lions "Tebow" to Celebrate Sack!

Talk about getting dirt smushed in your face - Lions Linebacker Stephen Tulloch celebrates a sack in the Lions 45-10 drubbing of the Broncos by doing Tebow's own celebration move "the tebow."   This one had to hurt the ego a bit!

Tebowing- Verb ; to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.

You've heard of planking and all the deaths related to the jackass's doing it on a railing 7 stories up? Not only is planking SOOOOOOO two months ago... it's also detrimental to your health. Get with the program and start Tebowing!

Surgeon General recommends you "Tebow" at least 3 times a day for men 18 and older. I actually have to get my afternoon Tebowing in now before lunch.  Check it out!  http://tebowing.com/

The next verb I envision coming from Tebow land is Tebowning: When one aims to bag the girls that Tebow leaves behind because he is still a virgin. 

We know she is going home alone!

Guru - Week 7 Picks

The Guru went 2-1 last week to bring my season to 6-9, still crappy but creeping back to respectability.

Here are my Week 7 picks:

Steelers -3.5 at the Cardinals - Since the Steelers don't have cheerleaders, this guy took it upon himself to represent the craft!  Terrible, but funny - all joking aside, the Steelers are rolling, while the Cardinals are floundering.  I expect the Steelers to win in a blow out.

Packers -9 @ the Vikings - The best offense in the league vs. an offense run by a rookie quarterback in his first start.  I expect Christian to have a bunch of Ponders and Mistakes as the Pack runs away with the cover victory in Minny.

Denver +2 @ the Dolphins - Miami sucks. Plus - Brandon Marshall couldn't even get kicked out of the game he promised to get kicked out of...  Tebow wins the away home game.

Tim Tebow Fans are Burning their Bibles! Judgement Day has Cometh!

and on the 5th Sunday of the year the Lord created Tim Tebow, starting quarterback..  he cometh with strong ground skills and an imperfect delivery, but if you believe he willeth bring significant numbers to your fantasy squads. 

Sweet Baby Jesus may have permanently stuck his tongue in the ear of the Broncos starting offense.

The folks that paid all that money for the billboard probably wished they would have waiting a few weeks, they could have saved a few bucks to hit up the "booty bus."  Some extra funds to groweth a few Tebowners!

Elsewhere, Kyle Orton was seen drinking a Scotch dreaming of  this girls rack.

Tim Tebow Billboard hits the Streets!

The first Tim Tebow billboard has been seen on I-25 north of downtown Denver saying, "Broncos Fans to John Fox: Play Tebow!!"  Sort of wack if you ask me, this billboard will never work.

If a fan really wanted to make an impression, they should have used the below picture and said, "Broncos Fans to John Fox: Tebow carries 300 pound lineman for fun, let him carry your team this year!" Just Sayin'