The Lions "Tebow" to Celebrate Sack!

Talk about getting dirt smushed in your face - Lions Linebacker Stephen Tulloch celebrates a sack in the Lions 45-10 drubbing of the Broncos by doing Tebow's own celebration move "the tebow."   This one had to hurt the ego a bit!

Tebowing- Verb ; to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.

You've heard of planking and all the deaths related to the jackass's doing it on a railing 7 stories up? Not only is planking SOOOOOOO two months ago... it's also detrimental to your health. Get with the program and start Tebowing!

Surgeon General recommends you "Tebow" at least 3 times a day for men 18 and older. I actually have to get my afternoon Tebowing in now before lunch.  Check it out!  http://tebowing.com/

The next verb I envision coming from Tebow land is Tebowning: When one aims to bag the girls that Tebow leaves behind because he is still a virgin. 

We know she is going home alone!

Tim Tebow Terrible Rap Video

In a rap video that makes Vanilla Ice look like Styles P, a group of musically challenged fans from Denver have created a rap song for GOD's son Tim Tebow. "Super Fan" which is a parody of Niki Minaj's "Super Bass" takes white rapping to a new low of awkwardness. Can’t wait until the P. Diddy remix on this one! This would never happen in New York, and if it did we would have a real MC dropping the lyrics.

Tim Tebow for President!

With his popularity rising quickly, it’s only a matter of time before Tim Tebow forgets about football and runs for the highest office in land – President of the United States of America!

Mr. Tebow, AKA Mr. Magic Man, AKA Mr. I Can Do No Wrong, AKA Mr. Tim Sheen – WINNING!  He already has ample practice kissing babies, a virginal clean cut image and more fans than the Pope – should make him a shoo in for executive office.   Using his anti-6-6-6 tax plan, he will obliterate all opponents. I expect Urban Meyer to be his running mate, which means watch out Mitt Romney – Tim Tebow is coming! (for the first time ever!) It's the blue Crocks!

Waiver Wire Tuesday - WWT Week 6

I recommended Tebow as my POW last week when nobody even whispered his name and now this week he's at the top of everyone's list. That's how you win fantasy championships and that's why you should be reading my column on a weekly basis. As the Guru mentioned I've been busy planning a wedding and this past Saturday was the big day. That's me and my pretty bride above, rockin out to "Sweet Child O' Mine"... we were pretty sauced up by this point in the evening. She is my POW. The Guru, for those who don't know, is actually my cousin and he was a part of my bridal party AND as his gift to me, he handed me my first loss of the season this weekend. I'm in 3 twelve team leagues and I am now 14-1 thanks to him. Some cousin... can't even let me stay undefeated till I go on my honeymoon. He claimed beating me was his "Superbowl" but that should never be the case in week 5. My hat's off to him nonetheless. He beat me fair and square. Being as busy as I was I didn't keep up with any of the games this week so it'll be tough treading for me to make recommendations but I'll give it a shot. One quick note, next week I'll be abroad on our honeymoon with no internet connection so a WWT post for Week 7 will be impossible. My apologies in advance.

Curtis Painter (QB - IND) - I had him on this list 2 weeks ago before he threw for an average of 280 yards and 2 td's. But he's still available in my leagues so maybe he's available in yours. Not only does he get an upgrade but the whole offense does. Don't drop guys like Dallas Clark and Austin Collie like I've seen some sites recommending. Now is the time to ADD those guys to trade requests at rock bottom prices (as throw-in's) because their owners are likely ready to "throw in the towel" on them.

Earnest Graham (RB - TB) - again, this dude doesn't get the respect he deserves. Blount could be down with a knee and even with him in the lineup Graham is a starter in PPR leagues. He will share the load for sure but he should be a viable starter. Guys you see touted on other sites like Jackie Battle are probably already owned in your league. I'm not here to list names of players that are unavailable to you. I'm trying to dig a little deeper than that.

Greg Little (WR - CLE) - I drafted this guy in a keeper league and had to drop him to make room for injuries and byes. But I'm telling you it's time to add this guy to your roster. Colt McCoy won't light up the scoreboard but Little is a talent that could put up some solid numbers with an efficient QB like Colt. Plus, he's already had his bye so grab him now and don't look back. He is my (POW) Pickup-Of-the-Week.

Jake Ballard (TE - NYG)- Giant tight ends have always been useful in fantasy. Ballard is no different. The Giant offense rises and falls with the up and down play of QB Eli Manning. So he'll have some weeks where he disappoints. If you're looking for a bye week filler he's not a bad gamble though.

POW by week (no reason for waivers suggestions for Week 1 as you just drafted your team)

W2 - Nick Novack

W3 - Antonio Brown

W4 - Stevan Ridley

W5 - Tim Tebow

W6 - Greg Little

Brady Quinn Leaves Denver to Take Care of his Gymnast Girlfriend!

With Tim Tebow getting all of the attention in Denver, former golden boy Brady Quinn (Denver's 3rd string QB) has decided to fly to be by his girlfriend Alicia Sacramone's side as she prepares for surgery on her torn Achilles tendon. "Football, Schmootball", he told the local press as he boarded a plane to be with Alicia, who is capable of doing 240 degree splits.  Insane.

As the fans have been chanting, "We want Tebow, We want Tebow." Quinn has been daydreaming about pommel horse pummels inside of the above sauna.  He has been repeatedly showing her his uneven bar techniques in preparation for the upcoming 2012 London Olympics.

Tim Tebow Fans are Burning their Bibles! Judgement Day has Cometh!

and on the 5th Sunday of the year the Lord created Tim Tebow, starting quarterback..  he cometh with strong ground skills and an imperfect delivery, but if you believe he willeth bring significant numbers to your fantasy squads. 

Sweet Baby Jesus may have permanently stuck his tongue in the ear of the Broncos starting offense.

The folks that paid all that money for the billboard probably wished they would have waiting a few weeks, they could have saved a few bucks to hit up the "booty bus."  Some extra funds to groweth a few Tebowners!

Elsewhere, Kyle Orton was seen drinking a Scotch dreaming of  this girls rack.

Tim Tebow Billboard hits the Streets!

The first Tim Tebow billboard has been seen on I-25 north of downtown Denver saying, "Broncos Fans to John Fox: Play Tebow!!"  Sort of wack if you ask me, this billboard will never work.

If a fan really wanted to make an impression, they should have used the below picture and said, "Broncos Fans to John Fox: Tebow carries 300 pound lineman for fun, let him carry your team this year!" Just Sayin'

Tim Tebow Billboard

There are reports that some fans are looking into purchasing a billboard with the following design:

Huge waste of capital if you ask me, I’d rather burn my cash on a Jets PSL.

Tebow made this PC statement late yesterday to solidify his saint like status, "Well, I guess I appreciate the support, you know, but we got people in charge here that we trust and (I) trust they're going to do the right thing”.

Just a little note to you silly billboard buyers. There are teams out there chomping at the bit to have an above average QB like Orton at the helm, so be careful what you wish for. Orton has amassed 7,400 yards, 41 TD and 21 picks over the past two years.

Although on the other hand, Tebow also likes to hold baby goats so these fans may be on to something. Looks Bradyesque.