Views on the NFL, both fantasy and reality.
Monday, October 31, 2011
Eagles Jason Kelce trys to snap the ball up his own backside!
If Jason Kelce wasn't wearing any pants he could have carried the ball in his colon all the way into the end zone. Michael Vick is used to this kind of play from his time on the Federal Penal Football team.
The Lions "Tebow" to Celebrate Sack!
Talk about getting dirt smushed in your face - Lions Linebacker Stephen Tulloch celebrates a sack in the Lions 45-10 drubbing of the Broncos by doing Tebow's own celebration move "the tebow." This one had to hurt the ego a bit!
Sunday, October 30, 2011
B.J. the Greek - Week 8 Picks
Giants -9.5 vs. Dolphins
Dolphins continue their SUCK for LUCK tour. Miami is averaging just 13 points in their last five games. Miami has failed to cover their last two on the road, including ATS against the Jets at Met Life stadium. Expect a long day for Matt Moore, with turnovers. Daniel Thomas is out for the game. Reggie Bush is going to have a good game?
Ravens -12.5 vs. Cardinals
Ravens have won big at home against Steelers, Jets, and Texans. Ravens D is the best in the NFL. Today their offense makes up for that disgusting Monday night performance. Arizona is 2-11 ATS in their last 13 games on the road. Ravens 8-2 ATS dating back to last year.
Saints -13 at Rams
The Rams are averaging just under 7 ppg in their last four games!!! Saints put up 62 points last week. The Rams spread numbers are bad. 0-6 against the spread this year, 1-9 ATS dating back to last year, and 1-5 ATS in their last six at Edward Jones Dome.
Texans -9.5 vs. Jaguars
Texans are 4-1 ATS in their last five against the Jaguars at Reliant Stadium. Jacksonville 2-7 ATS in their last nine dating back to the 2010 season.
49ers -9 vs. Browns
Jim Harbaugh 5-0-1 ATS in this rookie season as a coach. Browns 2-11 ATS since midway through last season. Petyon Hillis is out again. No weapons on offense for Colt Mcoy and the 49ners D is giving up jusy 16ppg. The Colts wont reach that mark today.
Dolphins continue their SUCK for LUCK tour. Miami is averaging just 13 points in their last five games. Miami has failed to cover their last two on the road, including ATS against the Jets at Met Life stadium. Expect a long day for Matt Moore, with turnovers. Daniel Thomas is out for the game. Reggie Bush is going to have a good game?
Ravens -12.5 vs. Cardinals
Ravens have won big at home against Steelers, Jets, and Texans. Ravens D is the best in the NFL. Today their offense makes up for that disgusting Monday night performance. Arizona is 2-11 ATS in their last 13 games on the road. Ravens 8-2 ATS dating back to last year.
Saints -13 at Rams
The Rams are averaging just under 7 ppg in their last four games!!! Saints put up 62 points last week. The Rams spread numbers are bad. 0-6 against the spread this year, 1-9 ATS dating back to last year, and 1-5 ATS in their last six at Edward Jones Dome.
Texans -9.5 vs. Jaguars
Texans are 4-1 ATS in their last five against the Jaguars at Reliant Stadium. Jacksonville 2-7 ATS in their last nine dating back to the 2010 season.
49ers -9 vs. Browns
Jim Harbaugh 5-0-1 ATS in this rookie season as a coach. Browns 2-11 ATS since midway through last season. Petyon Hillis is out again. No weapons on offense for Colt Mcoy and the 49ners D is giving up jusy 16ppg. The Colts wont reach that mark today.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
B.J. the Greek - NCAA Football Picks
Illinois +5 at Penn State
Ron Zook 4-1 ATS against Penn State and he is 11-5 as an underdog in his last 16. Penn State is 2-6 ATS this year. Penn State offense not impressive. The Nittany Lions have scored less than 16 points in half their games this year. Expect a close game, with either team winning by only a few points.
(Illinois 6-2 WL, 3-5 ATS) (PSU 7-1 WL, 2-6 ATS)
Iowa -16 at Minnesota
Golden Gophers have lost their last 3 Big Ten games by and average 38 points. Minnesota has allowed 45 points in their last four games all losses in which they have failed to cover. Iowa is averaging 43 ppg in their last games, both wins.
(Iowa 5-2 WL, 3-4 ATS) (Minnesota 1-6 WL, 2-5 ATS)
UNLV +3.5 vs. Colorado State
YES, we are backing UNLV! They are 6-1 ATS at Sam Boyd Stadium since last year. UNLV beat Hawaii last month 40-20 at home. Colorado State is 1-8 ATS in their last nine games, and 3-12 ATS in their last 15 road games. Their season is in a tail spin. Still glad you fired Sonny Lubick CSU?
(UNLV 1-5 WL, 2-4 ATS) (CSU 3-4 WL, 1-6 ATS)
Wisconsin -6.5 at Ohio State
Expect this one to get ugly. Badgers team fired up after its loss to Michigan State last week on last play hail mary. Ohio State freshman qb Miller is a major step down from MSU's Cousins. Expecting Bielema to run the score up and show last weeks loss was a fluke and get Wisconsin into the Rose Bowl and a top 5 finish. Stud RB's Montee Ball and James White run all over OSU, and Wilson will hook up with Toon for a couple of big plays. Including last weeks loss ATS, Bielema is 12-2 ATS in his last 14 games. Buying a point for -135.
(Wisconsin 6-1 WL, 5-2 ATS) (OSU 4-3 WL, 4-3 ATS)
Stanford -6.5 at USC
Stanford is on an impressive 15 game winning streak. They have covered 10 straight games. They are not just winning, they are BLOWING teams out. Love the line thanks to USC's win last week in South Bend. Stanford is 5-1 ATS in their last six at the Coliseum. Buying a point for -135.
(Stanford 7-0 WL, 7-0 ATS) (USC 6-1 WL, 4-3 ATS)
Friday, October 28, 2011
Guru - Week 8 Picks
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| #24 has a raging boner! |
Week 8 picks:
Cowboys +3.5 at the Eagles – The Cowboys have a change to put the DREAMgles away for the 2011 season and I think they come out hard on Sunday night.
Lions -3 at the Broncos – Matt Stafford is a go for Sunday, so the Lions will be at full strength in Denver. I know I shouldn’t bet against the lord himself, but for some reason I don’t expect divine intervention to kick in this week like it did last week. The Lions are an all around better team and they should beat the Broncos.
Colts +9 at the Titans - The Titans aren’t this impressive. I actually think the huge money line bet on the Colts is worth a few bucks. They are trying to get out of my Jive Five.
Lions -3 at the Broncos – Matt Stafford is a go for Sunday, so the Lions will be at full strength in Denver. I know I shouldn’t bet against the lord himself, but for some reason I don’t expect divine intervention to kick in this week like it did last week. The Lions are an all around better team and they should beat the Broncos.
Colts +9 at the Titans - The Titans aren’t this impressive. I actually think the huge money line bet on the Colts is worth a few bucks. They are trying to get out of my Jive Five.
Tebowing- Verb ; to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
You've heard of planking and all the deaths related to the jackass's doing it on a railing 7 stories up? Not only is planking SOOOOOOO two months ago... it's also detrimental to your health. Get with the program and start Tebowing!
Surgeon General recommends you "Tebow" at least 3 times a day for men 18 and older. I actually have to get my afternoon Tebowing in now before lunch. Check it out! http://tebowing.com/
The next verb I envision coming from Tebow land is Tebowning: When one aims to bag the girls that Tebow leaves behind because he is still a virgin.
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| We know she is going home alone! |
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Hammer Time for the 49ers
MC Hammer was a guest speaker at the San Franscisco 49ers practice on Tuesday. Per a 49ers spokesperson, Hammer who has sold more than 50 million records worldwide talked to the team about dealing with the "trials and tribulations" of being famous. We are not sure if Hammer gave any financial advice to the team on how to blow a multi-million dollar fortune however.
Some of the 49er players hit up Twitter to thank the Bay area rapper:
What is really more interesting with Hammer is his new found beef with Jay-Z.
In Kanye West's “So Appalled" Jay-Z rhymes "Hammer went broke, so you know I’m more focused/I lost 30 mil’, so I spent another 30/’Cause unlike Hammer, 30 million can’t hurt me." Well, King Hammer has come back at Jay and released a diss track and video at Hova accusing him of consorting with Satan and with some over weight dude dressed up as Jay-Z. Take a look:
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