Friday, October 14, 2011

Brandon Marshall... is NUTS


Brandon Marshall’s goal for Monday Night’d game against the Jets?
Help the Dolphins get their first victory?
100+ yards receiving?
Catch three touchdowns?
NOPE
Marshall’s goal is to “get kicked out in the second quarter.” He stated that four separate times on Thursday.
“I think the past four games have been tough for me, trying to control some things, and, hey man, I’m just going to let it out,”

“I don’t care if I have two, three cameras on me. I don’t care if I have penalties. It doesn’t matter; I’m going to let it all out. I don’t care what you guys write or what the commentators say. I’m just going to play football. That’s what I’m best at. I’m best when I play emotional. I’m best when I play with passion. You guys are going to see that on Monday Night Football. I don’t know if it’s throwing a football 15 yards in the bleachers, or getting a 15-yarder [penalty], or punting the ball and getting thrown out of the game. But something is going to happen. I’ll probably get kicked out after the second quarter.”

When reporters asked Marshall if he was kidding, he replied:

“I’m not joking. I’m serious. They want to fine me, hit me with a $50,000 fine. I’m going to play. The quarter and a half I’m out there, I’m going to play like a monster. I might get into a fight with Bart Scott. [Antonio] Cromartie, we pretty much matured our relationship a little bit. We used to fight in Denver and San Diego. If that happens, it happens. We’ll see.”

Its all good though, because this offseason Marshall was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. Does that just mean that he is only crazy part of the time? Here’s a Beer Mug cheers to hoping that Marshall goes ABSOLUTELY APE SHIT in Monday nights game vs. the Jets. Not just gets ejected, like causes a major scene, punches Rex Ryan right in the GUT! Something to the point where security is called in to TAZER him. Yeah, thats what i'm Beer Mugging for.

3 comments:

  1. Yeah, I'm Hoping he does something crazy!!!

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  2. Brandon Marshall should save his energy for the next time he gets in knife fight with his wife.

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  3. i would love to see him get tazered lmao

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