Guru - Week 5 Picks

Titans Cheerleader Clair - The Guru's Cheerleader of the week!

Titans +3.5 @ the Steelers - Even without Kenny Britt, these guys are playing well. Steelers are banged up and old, I'll take the 3.5 points.

Bears +6 @ the Lions - The Lions have had two 4th quarter comebacks in consecutive weeks. Even if they win against a tough Bears squad, it wont be by more than 6.

Bucs +3 @ the 49ers - I think the 49ers will take a step back after beating the Eagles last week. Bucs should take this game out in Cali.

CJ2K looks like CJ200

Last night Chris Johnson Tweeted “At least we still winning will get this fixed very soon.”  Obviously he is referring to his anemic 2011 statistics.

In the first 3 games he has accumulated a total 98 total rushing yards (2.1 YPC) and 0 TD’s, good enough for a tie with Cam Newton in 36^th place. This must be giving all of you fantasy owners who took a flyer on the non-training camp attendee in the first round fits.

Not 100% sure if he has Tourettes, but I am sure that he is known to shake both on and off the field.  Seems like he is working on getting his on field shaking back in form to justify the huge deal he recently held out for. 

Kenny Britt - Out for the 2011 Season

Both the Titans and Kenny Britt(ney) owners are cringing right now because the AFC leading receiver is out for the year with torn ACL and MCL ligaments (Pending MRI confirmation today). The injury may be a result of bad Karma for the Bayonne New Jersey native, who has been arrested twice this year.

Maybe he can call his girl Britney and see is she can help speed up the rehabilitation process.  Britt was once quoted "Only Britney can bring out that dumb look on my face."