Showing posts with label Peyton Manning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Peyton Manning. Show all posts

Monday, September 26, 2011

Colts are now Painted!


Although Big Ben Rothlessrapest squeezed out of that bathroom stall of a Sunday night game with a win, the steel city almost was left with the taste of Paint(er) chips in their mouth. Once I saw Kerry “Silverback” Collins go down, I knew exactly what would follow, due to previous performance. Curtis Painter single handily blew a 2nd half lead in week 16 of 2009 season, which allowed the Jets to make the playoffs and brought on their 1st of two AFC championship runs. "The Painter" (given the nickname for his weekday job) played his usual game, doing everything humanly possible to lose.

The Colts are fully feeling the wrath of not having an NFL caliber back up QB. Colts owner, Jim Irsey had this to say about Painter before tweeting that Peyton Manning may be back in the end of 2011, "Isn’t our current quarterback the guy that recently painted my house?" Yes Jim, he is!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

2011 NFL MVP award announced 16 weeks prematurely

In stunning fashion, the NFL has decided to award its 2011 MVP honor to Peyton Manning before week 3 of the season. Peyton is now a 5 time NFL MVP to go along with his 11 pro-bowl selections.

The Indianapolis Colts have won their division 7 of the past 8 years (99-29 record over that time) as well as capturing the 2006 Super Bowl, are now the leagues bottom feeders without Peyton, which proves the immensity of his value.

Peyton has declined the 2011 MVP award because he feels it should go to someone who will actually play in 2011, but he has accepted the ugly shirt award for 2011 and claims he will cherish it dearly.