The Live and Jive Five - Week 3

On this blog, as you can see, we try to accentuate the faults in professionals.  It’s just more fun to do, so without haste here is my: picks

The Jive Five (AKA the Luck Five)

28.   Eagles – No way they are on this list at the end of the year, but it is fun to put them on here after that terrible loss versus the Giants.  Team is way too overconfident.

29.   Vikings – 3 big first half leads, 3 losses.  Can’t just be bad conditioning.

30.   Colts – The QB situation is probably as bad as it gets, you have an old man and a part time painter to choose from.  They put all their eggs in one basket.

31.   Chiefs – The only one that hasn’t torn an ACL on this team is the coach.  I hear he is looking to get hurt too in order to collect workers comp.

32     Rams – Playing so poorly that even the refs want to punch them in the face.

Here are the top teams in the NFL, not nearly as much fun to write about.

The Live Five

1.       Packers – Top Dogs, they should be Lambeau leaping all year.

2.       Saints – Only blemish is their road loss to the Pack on opening night.

3.       Lions – Came back from 20-0 to beat the Vikings on the road. Lions looking good, Vikings looking real bad.

4.       Ravens – The offense lost a bunch of players, but is looking more potent than ever.

5.       Bills – That’s right! Buffalo beat New England for the first time in 387 attempts.  The Bills now know what all other business owners have known for a while, always target Harvard grads to head your most important business unit.