Tom Bradys Ugg Boots Deal

You know why most of the world hates Tom Brady? Because he's so confident in his ability to pull hot models that he can take an endorsement from UGG's Boots and not be phased. That's right UGG's, not Reebok or Campbell's Hearty Soup. UGG's are those tan furry boots that are popular with slutty college girls and Australian surfers. On that note, I still don't get how surfers wear these on the beach and still end up sleeping with tons of study-abroad co-eds. I guess this is how fashion trends/epidemics start, similar to the 1970's Pan Am stewardess that banged the first AIDS Monkey. I imagine five years ago some Aussie surfer, banged an American college chick on vacation. She saw his kicks and returned to the USA with a pair of furry boots and a side of Herpes. She told her friends, one of which met Tom Brady in Buffalo and proceeded to give him head in the parking lot of a Ramada Inn. Once finished, he booted her from the car and tried on her boots. "These are great" screamed a pants-less Tom Brady as he proceeded to call his agent and told him, "Forget Nike, get me an Ugg's Deal!"

I don't care how many touchdowns you throw, there is nothing you can do to make UGG's masculine.