T.O. gets contract offer from the Chicago Rush!

There were no NFL teams at Terrell Owens workout this week, but I have confirmed there were 2 other professional football teams from Chicago in attendance - The Chicago Rush and The Chicago Bliss.  AND... The Rush of the Arena league have extended T.O. a contract offer for the 2012 season. 

“We feel that this is an ideal time to approach the future NFL Hall of Famer,” said Rush General Manager and President Gene Nudo. “It would be a fantastic honor to add Terrell to our current roster for the 2012 season.”

T.O., with 156 career touchdowns in the NFL should consider this offer because even after injury, he may be able to put up 156 touchdowns this year in the Arena League.  The other team in attendance, the 0-2 Chicago Bliss is in the Lingerie League and they told me they didn't offer T.O. a contract because he would be the 4th best receiver on their squad.  Those girls must be AMAZING!

He's DMC and he's Serious! Seriously?

There is a bunch of this crap hip hop from Dexter McCluster on youtube, but this is the best!  I know its a bit old and played out - but I still needed to share it.  I guess the good intention was there, but when you are Dexter and you hear it back you have to cut your losses and save yourself from the ridicule.  Two Thoughts -DMC was in RUN DMC, not on the Cheifs and stop trying to be like Little Wayne, so you can focus on keeping free from little sprains!

Tim Tebow Terrible Rap Video

In a rap video that makes Vanilla Ice look like Styles P, a group of musically challenged fans from Denver have created a rap song for GOD's son Tim Tebow. "Super Fan" which is a parody of Niki Minaj's "Super Bass" takes white rapping to a new low of awkwardness. Can’t wait until the P. Diddy remix on this one! This would never happen in New York, and if it did we would have a real MC dropping the lyrics.

Cheerleader of the Week - Jaime Hanna

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleaders Jaime Hanna is not only hot, she is date the local star baseball player hot (She has been out with Evan Longoria).  The 5^th year member of the Bucs squad  is an aspiring dental hygienist – teeth cleaning anyone?  Her favorite movies include Dirty Dancing, The Notebook and Sex and The City, which proves she is fully into men and her spontaneity probably makes her a load of fun to be around.  Here’s to you Jaime Hanna – One super sexy girl and our Cheerleader of the Week!

Scholar's WWT Pick-ups for Week 8

Sam Bradford - QB Rams - Ok I admit the likelihood of Bradford being available in your league is small. I try each and every week to name at least one player from each position that has a very high likelihood of being available on waivers in your league. I own Bradford in 2 leagues and thankfully I've had a starter I could rely on. Some owners may not have the patience and may have been forced to drop him due to injury or bye week issues. With the addition of Brandon Lloyd and the immenent return of Mark Clayton, I see Bradford as great waiver addition or buy-low candidate if he is already owned in your league. When he comes back from this ankle, I won't be surprised to see his numbers tick up and start to look like last year. If Orton can have decent fantasy value in a Josh McDaniels offense throwing to Lloyd, I'm excited to see what Bradford can do. If he isn't owned in your league he takes priority over T.O. making him YOUR P.O.W. I couldn't make him the official P.O.W. but I love his upside when he returns.

Roy Helu - RB Redskins - Certainly one of the most impactful fantasy stories of the weekend was the season ending injury to Tim Hightower. He had surrendered some work to Ryan Torain in the previous weeks so most people may assume he is the best Washington RB to own going forward. I disagree. Torain has talent but the dude can't stay upright. It's a matter of time before he's on the injury report or in street clothes on the sideline. Which will turn Roy Helu from fantasy dud to fantasy stud in a matter of weeks. I anticiapte the Skins will add a body or two for depth but not a name that will threaten the looks that Torain and Helu will see. And when Torain gets nicked up, Helu will be there for you to plug in to your lineup making Roy Helu my P.O.W. (Pickup Of the Week) for week 8. Normally I put a pic up of my POW but I couldn't resist the allure that is the T.O. show.

Terrell Owens - WR Free Agent - Git yer popcorn ready!!!! The TO show will be playing at a theatre near you. Father time has had trouble catching up with Mr. Owens... it's not fair... he doesn't have any teammates... he doesn't have any quaterback! But he will soon. Rumors abound today, but depending on his landing spot he could be the missing link in your roster. Forget last year, you saw what Carson Palmer looked like on Sunday, Palmer was the problem last year not T.O. Add Terrell Owens and hope he signs with a team that not only is pass happy but will be trailing early and often.

Visanthe Shiancoe - TE Vikings - Christian Ponder looks legit in his first NFL start. Granted it isn't the toughest secondary to face but I think the score would have been way more lopsided if McNabb was under center. McNabb is done as a starter in this league. I can think of a couple of teams where he may be an upgrade but even that is a stretch. Which means that ALL the Vikings offensive players get an upgrade. Rook's usually look to the underneath routes when the pressure is on and that mean Shiancoe could be a top 10 TE from this point on. If you drafted a stud TE and they have let you down, or your starter was bit by the injury bug, Visanthe Shiancoe is your man. He seems to be a streaky player and I feel a hot-streak coming on for him.

POW by week (no reason for waivers suggestions for Week 1 as you just drafted your team)

W2 - Nick Novack
W3 - Antonio Brown
W4 - Stevan Ridley
W5 - Tim Tebow
W6 - Greg Little

W7 - (Scholar had a bye week - he was away on his honeymoon)

W8 - Roy Helu

The Jive and Live Five – Week 7

The Jive Five

28.   Vikings – Flashes of greatness from Christian Ponder, superstar play from Jared Allen – These guys won’t be here long.

29.   Cardinals – Kevin Kolb seems to have been a bad decision, they are slobbing Kolb!

30.   Dolphins – Up 15-0 with 3 minutes versus the Broncos, and they get a back slap from god himself!  There is no stopping Divine intervention.

31.   Rams – When you thought it couldn’t get any worse, Sam Bradford goes down with an injury. On the bright side, they should get a high draft pick to help out on offense.

32    Colts – Not sure what #5 means to this chick, but I am sure she didn’t paint the number on her body because Kerry Collins wears it.  Maybe it’s the number of dudes she hooked up with this weekend because of the Colts 62-7 loss to the Saints, either way its super hot.  What is not hot is her messy room!  What a slob!

Out of Jive - Jaguars

The Live Five

1.      Packers – Only undefeated team left and winter is approaching, now go try to beat them in Lambeau.

2.      Patriots – Pats, Pats, Pats…  Looks like a 13-3 year or better is inevitable.

3.     49ers – With Cleveland coming into town, looks like the Niners will keep rolling.

4.     Saints – 62-7, nuff said.   

5.      Steelers – Slow start, but Big Ben and the boys are back to their winning ways.

Out of Live – Lions, Ravens 

Gronkowski Fumbles with Porn Star

During the Patriots bye week, tight end Rob Gronkowski headed back to Arizona where he played college ball and was chillen with porn star BiBi Jones. Jones who is pictured above hanging with Gronkowski and rocking his jersey went on the Toucher and Rich show on 98.5 The Sports Hub Monday morning and said that Gronkowski "wanted me to get him more Twitter followers". BiBi who stars in such classics as Naughty Nanny 3, Babysitters 2, and Amateur Action has 100,000 Twitter followers to Gronkowski's 58,000. Unfortunately Jones and Gronkowski did not film any movies together as BiBi stated "nothing happened", "I wish something happened, but nothing happened", "I really, really, really wish it would have happened". Way to play hard to get BiBi!!!

Jones also went on to say that she has bagged Atlanta Braves second baseman Dan Uggla and Phoenix Coyotes tough guy Paul Bissonnette, and a host of married professional athletes.

B.J. the Greek - Monday Night Pick

Ravens -9.5 at Jaguars
Buying the 1/2 point for -120. Jacksonville is 0-4 WL and 1-3 ATS since Blaine Gabbert took over as their starting QB. The Jaguars are averaging just 13 ppg as well under Gabbert. LOVING the Ravens D coupled with Monday Night Football jitters from Gabbert. Ravens leading the NFL in D, only giving up 14 ppg and they have played much better offenses than what Jaguars break the huddle with. The Ravens are 5-2 in their last seven as road favorites. Expect a big game from Flacco tonight. He has not looked great this year, and I am expecting him to hit for some big plays tonight. Ray Rice will see the end zone a couple of times, which is becoming the norm for him. Dont see how the Jaguars score more that 10 points. Ravens 27, Jaguars 9.
(Ravens 4-1 WL, 4-1 ATS) (Jaguars 1-5 WL, 2-4 ATS)

* B.J. the Greek was 3-1 ATS in yesterday NFL games.